Posts Tagged ‘Bill Simmons’

EPISODE #95: Again This Time.

Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010

 
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Dan and Shoals get together to talk NBA Finals. Well, first they get the so-called free agent “summit” out of the way. Then they get into things like the emergence of Rajon Rondo, the brilliance of Kobe Bryant, the relative toughness of Pau Gasol, and the useful insanity of Ron Artest.

Yes, it’s true. We actually discuss these real life basketball issues. On this podcast. For real. But don’t worry, we still manage to make some obscure and awkward jokes. We wouldn’t want to let you down.

Songs from the episode:

“Why Worry” - Israel Vibration
“The Kid With The Replaceable Head” - Condo F*cks
“Fun House” - The Stooges

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In Defense of Bill Simmons (a Man so Successful that he Doesn’t Need Defending)

Wednesday, November 11th, 2009

I was not on the show for the intriguing interview with podcaster/writer Dan Levy- who was a good guest with interesting things to say. No, he isn’t a basketball expert or even a huge fan (a fact that seems to have rankled a few of our regular listeners), but Levy is a savvy follower of the sports landscape and we felt that his perspective on where our little sport stands right now would be relevant. It was.

Levy took a pre-existing beef with aspects Bill Simmons’ work and reputation onto our show and pre-existing beefs are one of the many reasons that a guy like Dan Levy is an interesting interview in any context. You want guests with fire in their belly.

I wasn’t there to offer my own opinions or to ask follow-up questions; I instead sat and listened to a finished product [that still has my name on it] and had to remain silent. It is tough to remain on the sidelines when a topic gets discussed on your own show that you have a strong opinion about.  . . tougher still when you have a dissenting opinion from what eventually went on record.

Bill Simmons is very relevant to NBA fans right now because of his book and book tour. I believe that such relevance warrants a blog entry to get my opinion of him on record . . . because you all care so much what Ken thinks, right?

Just for giggles, and because lists are fun, here are nine (Roy Hobbs’ number) thoughts related to this topic that I would have offered if I was sitting in on that interview instead of changing poopie-diapers. Ascribe your own context to them and enjoy the rest of your day.

  1. There is a difference between disagreeing with someone’s opinion and using assumptions about motives to discredit that opinion. That’s a slippery slope.
  2. Every time the Sports Guy writes a column I am excited to read it. That has to be worth something. I am not a lemming or a zombie. I am, in fact, a college educated and well employed 30 year old father who reads about a book a week (on varying subjects), who once worked in NYC publishing and left because it was interfering with his enjoyment of books, who can tell good writing from bad writing independent of style choices. Popularity does not concern me as much as quality.
  3. Let’s not underestimate how hard it is to really engage people, and have them experience actual fun, with an internet column. If it was easy to do than more people would do it. How many national sports writers in history have been that much fun to read for a solid decade? Being entertaining is a big deal because there is no gimmick to fake being entertaining.
  4. Can I name several national NBA writers who flat out know more than Simmons about the NBA in general AND demonstrate that knowledge in a digestible way? In terms of columnists who don’t travel with teams, I would say no. There are a few. We’ve had a couple of them on our show, so I won’t repeat their names and pretend to be objective about them. Surf the blogs and newspaper/magizine sites for a week and you’ll be able to figure that one out pretty easily. One notable name we’ve mentioned in the past in this space is Kelly Dwyer, who hasn’t been on the show; he’s lapped Simmons in NBA street-cred with his Behind the Boxscore column, but that’s hardly an indictment because Dwyer has lapped everybody.
  5. It is Great with a capital G that someone so popular loves the NBA so much.
  6. I agree with the Sports Guy, without qualification, that the NBA is rising in a big way and I don’t think that he made that claim up to sell books. He doesn’t need to make anything up to sell books. Trends are trends. More importantly, “coolness” is important because it is often a couple years ahead of the wider trend-and the NBA is the coolest sport right now, by a mile. Advertisers follow youthful coolness, almost to a fault. Further, baseball and even football are getting less cool by the second. MLB censors videos on YouTube and is about to have a SERIOUS PROBLEM with the gap between rich and poor teams that will be amplified by what I am predicting will be another 5 years of dominance for the Yankees; the NFL has nowhere to go but down, especially considering ludicrous PSL’s and the growing awareness about the physical damage the sport inflicts on the players as they age.
  7. My own beef with the Sports Guy is that he doesn’t write more about the NBA on the website. I hope that some day a million people will enjoy my work so much that they get upset when I don’t write as often as they would like.
  8. I haven’t read the book yet. I want to enjoy it very badly because the world needs a good 700 page book about the NBA. I’m still waiting for the review copies we requested later than we should have to review it for your people, so we’ll see.
  9. I wrote this column last summer, for what it is worth.

The NBA GM Manifesto

Monday, July 13th, 2009

Recent [questionable] decisions made by the Grizzlies, Pistons, Lakers and Timberwolves have me again wondering about the organizational values of NBA teams. It’s a comfortable place that I never should have left . . .

I was disappointed last year when ESPN’s Bill Simmons did not make more of a fuss after his campaigns to become the GM of the Milwaukee Bucks and Timberwolves were only treated as a clever column gimmick and not as a reasonable idea. I never expected Simmons to be hired, of course, or even be given an interview because that would have embarrassed the team; I do believe, however, that he should have spent six months using his bully pulpit to vent considerable outrage that NBA GMs are brought in from a talent pool that keeps yielding people who suck. One of the reasons that I look forward to a Sports Guy column is that his writing often catches the sports zeitgeist of the moment and articulates it for the masses. Right now, as it was a year ago, the zeitgeist of the moment in the NBA is that the product is not as good as it should be because so many big decisions are made by people with so little ability to do anything but flail.

There are often no real plans from NBA front offices, no organizational values on display and no new ideas to avoid repeating past mistakes. Bill Simmons could have hit us over the head with that fact repeatedly instead of landing a few glancing blows. It was a missed opportunity.

I do not mean to criticize Bill Simmons, however, for going too easy on NBA GMs. He has obviously gotten a ton of mileage out of criticizing them, possibly to the degree that his highly visible use of dead-on critique and humor over the last decade has helped spawn an entire internet culture of basketball fans looking for every opportunity to jump up and down and cry “stupid” after every shaky decision. I, in fact, find the columns and blogs written on the day of a truly ridiculous trade or signing to be one of the most entertaining aspects of following the league; and even though a JE Skeets or [our very own] Bethleham Shoals may write the best bad-move-response-piece on any particular day, part of the humor/insight medium that they work in must be credited to Simmons.

And there’s also the small matter that Mike Dunleavy and Chris Wallace see Simmons’ face when they cry in the shower.

(In other words, he’s got my respect on the bad-GM-bashing front.)

That all being said, he took his foot off the gas too soon on the Milwaukee Bucks and Timberwolves issues. He should not have let this issue go. He should have written six columns a week about his outrage at not being given an interview, ignoring pleas from ESPN brass about diversifying his writing topics. He should have gone down in flames and self-destructively allowed the anger to consume him the way Joba Chamberlain being removed from the Yankee bullpen consumed Mike Francessa.

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The Disciples of Clyde Guide on How To Tell You Are A Hardcore, Obsessive NBA Fan

Friday, March 20th, 2009

For your Friday reading pleasure, I now present the Disciples of Clyde Guide on How to Tell You Are a Hardcore, Obsessive NBA Fan:

- You have purposely watched a Warriors-Clippers game just to see what Anthony Randolph was going to do

- You have had a heated debate (either in person or online) about Ramon Sessions, Acie Law, or Luol Deng

- You cringe every time someone on TV talks about points per game for a team without mentioning anything about pace

- You have made a joke with Pops Mensah-Bonsu, Cheikh Samb, or Mardy Collins as the punch line

- You can name five people on the Grizzlies, Bucks, and Kings, respectively

- You see a ridiculous stat line and inadvertently say “Whoa boy!

- You can in no time at all write a reasonably coherent paragraph about the Mid-Level Exception

- You have actually written Bill Simmons an email begging him to write another NBA column

- You agree with the people who write columns or record podcasts making fun of college basketball right when the tournament starts

- You not only can fill in these blanks “If you’re ready like ________ then I’m in there like ________” but you own the t-shirt

- You are intimately familiar with Lawler’s Law, and you live nowhere near Los Angeles

- You know the player that eats babies, and wishes he were eating more babies this year

- You wore an Undrcrwn UNLV shirt on a date, secretly hoping the girl will not only notice the shirt but know what it is (and maybe even make a reference to the Undrcrwn O-Face Shirt) thus signifying that this is the girl you are meant to marry (um, okay, so maybe that was just me.  Maybe this is a good place to stop.)