Who the Hell Am I?

If you like per-minute stats then take a look at my line for this year and tell me who the hell I am:

I’ve got a PER of almost 26.

I’m scoring almost 25 points per 36 minutes . . .

And grabbing over 11 boards . . .

And blocking almost 2 shots . . .

And shooting almost 6 free throws.

So who the hell am I?

15 Responses to “Who the Hell Am I?”

  1. puddle Says:

    the pope?

  2. nate Says:

    jordan hill?

  3. Roman van Gogh Says:

    Jordan Hill?

  4. Dennis Lu Says:

    Marcy SPEGHAT!

  5. Calbearsfan Says:

    Chris Bosh?

  6. Calbearsfan Says:

    Josh Smith?

  7. ken Says:

    no, jordan HILL. at least those were his stats before monday’s thrilling affair against the jazz. go team.

  8. cody Says:

    Tony Douglas gave me hope for this team again after tonight. hopefully he replaces Duhon and learns not to force the last shot.

  9. Calbearsfan Says:

    Will the answer be revealed?

  10. Ken Drews Says:

    calbearsfan:

    i’m the ken that posted the question . the answer is jordan hill.

    and yet he played 1:55 against the jazz because the guys in front of him were doing so well.

    (sarcasm).

  11. Calbearsfan Says:

    Oh, I didn’t know, sorry about that. I thought it was a different Ken. Thanks for clarifying. Love the podcasts!

  12. DanFilowitz Says:

    Ken did neglect to mention that Jordan Hill compiled these lofty numbers in a total of 19 minutes.

    Small sample size, anyone?

  13. Calbearsfan Says:

    I initially thought that the question was for a player for the season so far, not just for one game… I guess I read the question wrong

  14. Ken Drews Says:

    you didn’t read it wrong. you were tricked by the master. ha.

  15. Calbearsfan Says:

    HAHAHHA, keep these questions coming, I like giving my brain a workout in the morning, but im a warriors fan so yeah… no more knicks questions!

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